You Know You’re On Theater Row When…
August 8, 2007 Uncategorized 1 Comment- Club kids pound on the Stage Door and are confused when it isn’t the entrance to a club- A Trannie compliments you on your make up- Is that the theater? …..No, it’s a Smog Check Place
- Yoshinoya sounds like a good meal
- Is that the theater?…..No, it’s a Marijuana Dispensary
- Your security guard won’t walk to his car alone
- The All-night printer/copier place upstairs charges a fee to NOT play their TV stations loudly during performances
- You get your coffee at 7-11 because they have better customer service than the Hudson
- Domino’s won’t deliver
- Your dimmer pack affects the theater next door
- Oh wait, it’s not a theater, it’s a club
- You costume your shows from the Surplus Army Store
- You walk into the Open Fist & ask if Tim is there
- There is a Time share agreement with the homeless over your dumpster
- The audience seats 5 across, but 10 high
- Your parking costs more than your ticket
- You’ve never attended 1/2 the theaters on the street