WIT Voices

- Club kids pound on the Stage Door and are confused when it isn’t the entrance to a club- A Trannie compliments you on your make up- Is that the theater? …..No, it’s a Smog Check Place

- Yoshinoya sounds like a good meal

- Is that the theater?…..No, it’s a Marijuana Dispensary

- Your security guard won’t walk to his car alone

- The All-night printer/copier place upstairs charges a fee to NOT play their TV stations loudly during performances

- You get your coffee at 7-11 because they have better customer service than the Hudson

- Domino’s won’t deliver

- Your dimmer pack affects the theater next door

- Oh wait, it’s not a theater, it’s a club

- You costume your shows from the Surplus Army Store

- You walk into the Open Fist & ask if Tim is there

- There is a Time share agreement with the homeless over your dumpster

- The audience seats 5 across, but 10 high

- Your parking costs more than your ticket

- You’ve never attended 1/2 the theaters on the street